This just in from Washington — a secret document has leaked out from the CIAheadquarters proclaiming that GOD IS A COMMUNIST!!
Needless to say, the world is in shock. The U.S. Embassy in Havana, Cuba was forced to close its doors today as riots broke out across the country. Reports from the Vatican say that the Pope fainted upon hearing the news. Unfortunately, President Obama could not be reached today to clarify whether as U.S. money states, “In God We Trust,” or if, as many fear, God is now an enemy of the state.
The leaked information from the Central Intelligence Agency states that God is trying to smuggle souls to higher dimensions for the “common good.” Investigation has shown clear links between V.I. Lenin and John Lennon. Allegedly Lennon and his “beatles” have inspired a man known as “The Earl” to form a new religion from a rather unlikely location: A fast food joint.
Meanwhile, a California production company, Trismegistus LLC, has already taken up the movie rights to the story and will be releasing the propaganda in 2011.
More to come as this story unfolds. View the full CIA report at God is a Communist dot com.
